Krewe du Vieux Has No Taste!

KdV will not let New Orleans down! Mardi Gras may not be coming, but we are going to present how tasteless we are, pandemic or not! Krewe du Vieux will shame who needs shaming and stroke who needs stroking!

We present to you:

14 Satirical Art Installations
10 Tasteless Mini-Libraries
1 Virtual Gobsmacking


INSTALLATIONS
When: starting January 30th
Where: Check out map below which has all the details.

VIRTUAL EVENT
When: January 30th - 6:30 pm
Where: Will be streamed from our website from this link: VIRTUAL KdV


Like virtually every other Mardi Gras organization, Krewe du Vieux is not parading in 2021. Instead, many of the subkrewes have created installations to express their creativity, satire and general lack of taste. Basic information about these is listed below; more details can be found on some of their websites, or by abducting and interrogating a krewe member (trust us, they’ll love it). In all cases, however, please wear masks and keep appropriate social distance. Oh, and one of these may not be real – test your Krewe du Vieux subkrewe knowledge!

All we know is that the many subkrewes will be doing different art instalations around the city. As more information is made available, we will update this section. All activities will follow New Orleans COVID-19 guidelines.

Seeds of Decline, Krewe du Mishigas, Krewe of SPANK, Krewe of the Mystic Inane, Krewe of Underwear, Krewe of K.A.O.S., Knights of Mondu, Krewe Rue Bourbon, Krewe of L.E.W.D., Mystic Krewe of Spermes, T.O.K.I.N., Krewe of Drips and Discharges, Krewe of C.R.U.D.E., Krewe of Space Age Love, Krewe de C.R.A.P.S., Mystick Krewe of Comatose, Krewe of Mama Roux

krewe website: kreweduvieux.org

Unfortunately, in 1986, infighting among the Krewe/CAC leadership, combined with pressures from the City due to the parade occurring the night before the Super Bowl was to be played in New Orleans, caused the untimely demise of the Krewe of Clones. Not wishing to be denied a good time or any excuse for wild excess, two Clones sub-krewes -- the Krewe of Underwear and the Krewe of Mama Roux -- held a "Clone Funeral". An anatomically correct (and erect) clone was created and placed on a funeral cart, and a short march to a party site was planned.

At the last minute, the individual most responsible for the entire problem got word of the plans, and called the police on the unauthorized march. Informed by New Orleans' finest that they could not march in the street, since that would block traffic, the costumed mourners marched on the sidewalk, while eleven police cars rolled along next to them, blocking the street far more effectively than the marchers ever could have.

That same year, two other Clones sub-krewes, the Seeds of Decline and the Krewe of C.R.U.D.E., held their own informal march on Mardi Gras itself, in the French Quarter, with the theme of "The Stupor Bowl". After Carnival was over that year, the two groups got together, established an official parade date (three Saturdays before Mardi Gras, the old Clones date), and received permission to march in the French Quarter. Thus was born the Krewe du Vieux Carre (the old, French name for the Quarter), now shortened to Krewe du Vieux. The first Captain of Krewe du Vieux was Underwear's own Craig "Spoons" Johnson.

The following year, Susan Gibeault assisted Spoons as Co-Captain. In 1989, the third year of the parade, Ray "Plaine" Kern debuted as Captain, a post he would hold for ten years. Under Ray's watch the Krewe grew from about 150 drunks stumbling through the French Quarter in search of a bar, to become a relatively well-organized group of about 600 (most of them still drunk), with an actual parade route. Traditions such as the hand-made, hand- or mule-drawn floats and showcasing of the city's incredible brass bands became firmly established. The crowds watching the spectacle grew larger than Clones had experienced even in its heyday, and the annual Krewe du Vieux Doo, the ball after the parade, became one of the more storied parties of the year.

For the 1999 parade, the Captain's mantle fell on Keith Twitchell, who formed a committee of volunteers, known as the official Krewe du Vieux CABAL (or in some people's minds, the dirty dozen). Having burned out Captain "Plaine", we decided to make him King that year! And, in 2002, Katherine Cargo took on the leadership role as Captain Inertia. Membership capped out at 900 in 2003, the Krewe's 17th year; but the crowds continue to grow, and care is taken to make sure that Krewe du Vieux remains faithful to its satirical, outrageous and inebriated roots.

Bethany Bultman: 2013 Krewe Du Vieux Queen
Bethany Ewald Bultman, Prevent Death by Lifestyle Editor, is a passionate culinary anthropologist; the former southern editor of House & Garden for 17 years; and in the far distant past, the food columnist for the now defunct local weekly, “Figaro”. Bethany is the author of five books and numerous articles who has traveled the world lecturing on culinary history and sampling the best foods the world has to offer.

Krewe du Vieux Sub-Krewes
Rue du Bourbon, Comatose, Krewe de Craps, C.R.U.D.E., Drips and Discharges, Inane, K.A.O.S., Krewe of Space Age Love, L.E.W.D, Mama Roux, Krewe du Mishigas, Mondu, Mystic Krewe of Pan, Seeds of Decline, Mystic Krewe of Sperms, T.O.K.I.N., Underwear

Past Themes & Royalty

2014
Theme: " Where the Vile Things Are "
King 2014: John Barry

2013
Theme: "Krewe du Vieux Comes early!"
Queen 2013: Bethany Bultman,
executive director of the New Orleans Musicians' Clinic

2012
Theme: "Krewe Du Vieux Celebrates Crimes Against Nature"
Queen 2012: Deon Haywood

2011
"Krewe du Vieux: 25 Years Wasted"
King 2011: Don Marshall

2010
"Fired Up"
King 2010: Dr. John
Queen 2010: Mother Miriam Chamani

2009
"KDV's Stimulus Package"
Frankie Ford

2008
"Magical Misery Tour"
Ronald Lewis of the House of Dance & Feathers

2007
"Habitat for Insanity"
Chris Rose

2006
KDV SAYS “C'est Levee”
King Walter Williams

2005
"WWKdVD? (What Would Krewe du Vieux Do?)"
Al "Carnival Time" Johnson

2004
"The Quest for Immorality"
Coleen Salley

2003
"Off the Record"
"Uncle Lionel" Batiste

2002
"Depraved New World"
Andrei Codrescu

2001
"2001: A Space Fallacy"
Ernie & Antoinette K-Doe (and Grand Duchess Tee-Eva)

2000
"The Idiots and the Oddities"
Walt Handlesman

1999
"Krewe du Vieux's Urban Myths"
Ray "Plaine" Kern

1998
"Souled Down the River"
Irma Thomas with Grand Duchesses Marcia Ball & Tracy Nelson

1997
"Krewe du Vieux Goes Deep"
Buddy Diliberto

1996
"Krewe du Vieux Achieves Decade-ence"
Ronnie Virgets & Lynne Jensen

1995
"Unnaturally New Orleans"
GiO

1994
"The Ballot of New Orleans"
Danny Barker

1993
"Posthumorously Yours"
Henri Schindler

1992
"Krewe du Vieux Rights the News"
Angus Lind

1991
"Krewe du Vieux's Lost Conventions"
Ricky Graham & Becky Allen

1990
"Krewe du Vieux Smells Something Fishy"
Al Scramuzza

1989
"Krewe du Vieux Predicts"
Lois Simbach

1988
"Krewe du Vieux Eats Out"
Chef Paul Prudhomme

1987
"Odd Couples"
Charmaine Neville

 

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